Shielding

Verb. The act of shielding a boner. Most commonly used with textbooks or large binders by teenage boys.

Look how low jason is holding his book. Hes totally shielding.

by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011

sheldawg

A being that is bigger than jeasus/god. IS the all time king which everyone should bow to. One of a kind person that everyone wishes they were. Usually picks up more than one women at a time. Difinition of a chick magnet.

Did you see that guy with all those hot bitches he is so sheldawg

Were you at julians party. Julian was such a sheldawg that night he got laid 3 times.

by salomon-skier91 January 15, 2009

Roman Shield

The act of shitting on one's chest while receiving oral sex.

Cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

I can be a Spartan for Halloween after my woman gives me a Roman Shield.

by The Fondant Family May 30, 2008

Shield

Shield, n.: Something to Hide Behind
A shield is an object from behind which one strikes blatantly and maliciously before ‎retreating again behind it to withstand the worst of an assault while he comfortably—and in ‎relative safety—plots when next to strike. See Phalanx In terms to law enforcement, this ‎translates as a malignant entity that betrays local, state or federal laws at the community’s ‎expense, and then when retaliation rears up, hides behind the hard-earned reputation of his ‎comrades in order to let the majority of the blow be lessened on the character of his colleagues, ‎all the while, preserving his own. See Bitch‎

"You just hit my car!"
Man staggers out of his car.
"It's okay, I'm a cop."
"I don't care if you're a cop, I know you're not on duty--I can smell the alcohol on you. I'm calling 911."
"You see this?" off-duty cop shows his shield. "This says I can do whatever I want, and if you bother me, I'll call for backup and make something up."
"Bitch, call the cops! I'd love to see you explain how you're drunk ass just hit my car!"
"Who do you think they're going to believe, you or a brother? We take care of our own!"

by DEV-il February 10, 2010

Shield Cancel Grab

A technique in the new game for the Nintendo Wii: Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It's simliar to the jump grabs in Melee. There are multiple ways of doing it: While running, let go of the analog stick and press and shield for as little and one frame and press A. If you don't let go of the analog stick you'll get the full running grab. You can actually do with w/o letting of the analog stick but for that you have to shield for a bit longer. Probably 3-5 frames.

Tom is a gimp for Shield Cancel Grabbing.

by AisuShukun January 11, 2009

shield brother

A companion that will fight to the death for you and is originally from the Norse.

Peter: you’re my shield brother
Fabio: thank man me too

by The hooman April 28, 2020

Nerd Shields

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.

(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"

by Bunny Carrotstick January 11, 2009