This is your friend with benefits. Who you totally want to be your boyfriend. Who treats you like his girlfriend… Until someone he actually wants to date comes along. Then he puts you back on the shelf. Then, when they break up, he texts you to see what’s up and the cycle starts all over, until he puts you back on the shelf again. And all the while, he never deletes Tinder from his phone! LESSON: Do you really want to be someone’s place holder? Life isn’t a Hollywood rom com; he doesn’t realize he’s in love with you in Act III — this is a never-ending miniseries of him treating you like a security blanket.
by didivine September 6, 2014
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we've been sitting there since january 19, 2009.
we've been sitting there since january 19, 2009.
yo those shelf kids are so badass.
because i'm a shelf kid, and i can do that.
wtf is shelf kids are fraternity?!
because i'm a shelf kid, and i can do that.
wtf is shelf kids are fraternity?!
by gabby v January 21, 2009
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Pronounced: She-giff, Means: She Got Fat Fast
This is a word used when you haven't seen a girl for a while and when you finally see her you can tell that she has been eating way too much since the last time you saw her.
This is a word used when you haven't seen a girl for a while and when you finally see her you can tell that she has been eating way too much since the last time you saw her.
Damn there are some fine dimes walking the halls back at school, but shit did you see Sarah P. can you say, shegff?
Holy shit is that you Jamie, you turned into one of those shegff's.
Holy shit is that you Jamie, you turned into one of those shegff's.
by Cincitystunner November 7, 2009
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Serfiraz is a cool guy.He is my first friend on the server and have been friends ever since.He is a bit of a bunda biscuit, he drinks a lot of water.He is a duck and has his own pond. Serfiraz sings us in kurdish and I really like it. He is the best bad influence and carries only one life deprived braincell. Serfiraz loves french and studies it.He is fun and british, oh my days! We fight a lot, but it is "bAnTerIng", as he says. "If you mess with the duck, you will get the buck.", citing serfiraz.
He isn't a big brain, but is sus.
Jk fam, you the best
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He isn't a big brain, but is sus.
Jk fam, you the best
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by vikachou August 11, 2021
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Stinks of piss and burgers and plans rejected for extension to doncaster and barnsley. Goes to rotherham but thats a shithole anyway
Ran over at least 50 people and a truck
Always limited service because of stabbings on West Street
Full of chavs and football hooligans, chavs stare at and chat shit about asian people while listening to their shitty soundcloud freestyles on full blast
Doesnt actually go anywhere other than city centre and meadowhall
Stinks of piss and burgers and plans rejected for extension to doncaster and barnsley. Goes to rotherham but thats a shithole anyway
Ran over at least 50 people and a truck
Always limited service because of stabbings on West Street
Full of chavs and football hooligans, chavs stare at and chat shit about asian people while listening to their shitty soundcloud freestyles on full blast
Doesnt actually go anywhere other than city centre and meadowhall
"You getting on the Sheffield Supertram from hillsborough to meadowhall?"
"Nah mate cant cause someones been stabbed on west street and another tram has run over a sheep"
"Piss"
"Nah mate cant cause someones been stabbed on west street and another tram has run over a sheep"
"Piss"
by gRamsanowski January 6, 2022
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