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smattered

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time
I'm off my face totally smattered
by scattkatt April 20, 2017
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skattered

Aw man she fucken skattered from last night
by Nevegilbert December 31, 2017
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scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".
by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018
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shuttered

Uncommon slang for moving someone to another location or position.
Person 1: "Who let that bimbo into our office?"
Person 2: "He was shuttered in by security."
by The Worlds Loneliest Man October 26, 2020
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Shaittered

When you get a cold erection from a cold night storm
A man looked at the moon and got shaittered
by Nuclear anatomy September 30, 2020
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Sharttered

When you're so sad or upset, that you shart.
"Im sorry. I think my son just sharttered."
"Bro. Don't Shartter."
by Mighty Cock March 2, 2021
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scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.
Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby
by soos September 18, 2021
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