smattered

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

I'm off my face totally smattered

by scattkatt April 20, 2017

skattered

Hungover

Aw man she fucken skattered from last night

by Nevegilbert December 31, 2017

scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

shuttered

Uncommon slang for moving someone to another location or position.

Person 1: "Who let that bimbo into our office?"
Person 2: "He was shuttered in by security."

by The Worlds Loneliest Man October 26, 2020

Shaittered

When you get a cold erection from a cold night storm

A man looked at the moon and got shaittered

by Nuclear anatomy September 30, 2020

Sharttered

When you're so sad or upset, that you shart.

"Im sorry. I think my son just sharttered."
"Bro. Don't Shartter."

by Mighty Cock March 2, 2021

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021