The act of forcing a fart out of the anal region of the human body and accidentally losing control of bowels. Once this occurs, a feeling of utter disgust will be inflicted on said person who committed this act. There are many options on how to deal with this situation. A common solution for many people is to immediately find a lavatory or restroom facility of some sort. Check the underwear for any fairly large pieces of fecal matter. Remove said fecal matter and wipe your buttocks and any other affected areas clean with toilet paper provided. Forcing out a fart is very risky. It is not recommended to do at social gatherings.
Even though Winchester can fart on command, he sharted after eating a White Castle Crave Case.
Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.
Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
Molly could not take the pressure of keeping in a fart, so she blew one and ended up sharting.
Bradley knew a fart was building up inside of him. With an atmosphere full of humor, he could not resist breaking wind. He did not know that his rectum was full of feces. Without hesitating, he let one out and suddenly a wet floppy sound came from him. At that moment, everyone stopped laughing and were disgusted. Bradley just sharted. He risked getting his pants dirty. He risked losing his dignity.
by superpooper June 16, 2008
dude. i think i just did a shart.
by Dominic Lui May 13, 2008
The accidental discharge of fecal matter, usually of the liquefied kind, when attempting to merely pass gas. If the underwear becomes overly saturated, a stain may appear on the outer garment. This unfortunately results in embarassment and ridicule, if around other people.
What was the name of that guy wearing white pants that sharted in Carl's Jr. then had to take the bus home?
by naknumm May 15, 2007
We gota go, dude.
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!
-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE
Why?
It's an emergency!
What?
I sharted, dude.
What's that?
Sharted!
Huh?
I farted and a little shit came out!
-Along Came Polly
SEE THAT MOVIE
by The Person January 28, 2004
by -dH- August 30, 2005
by Cukoo Puffs May 10, 2006
when you try to fart and a lil shit comes out.
pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.
pronounciation: she-art. but really fast, loud, and southernly retarded.
by the shyyts. March 22, 2009