shanker

a primary sore or ulcer at the site of entry of a pathogen; the initial lesion of syphilis
also spelled chancre

Ewwww! You've got shankers on yer johnson!

by mandingoe July 16, 2003

Shanger

A type of hanger in a closet which accommodates the strings on blouses and other female clothing using two hooks or indentations.

Compounded from the words "She" and "Hanger"

"Henry pulled his shirt from the hanger but it kept sticking. He realized it was a shanger and lifted, not pulled the shirt off.

by kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009

Shanter

Used to express disgust at a perceived situation or person who has led to what is colloquially known as "banter death". The word is derived from the ancient Norse words "shi'eet" and "bounter", equivalent to modern day English "awful" and "chat" respectively.

In the 21st Century, the word's increased use has led to the creation of a number of variants. Chief among those that are accepted by the OED are:

- shanterrific (adjective)
- shanterful (adjective)

Amongst the more controversial recent variants of the word are:

- shantastic (adjective)
- shantabulous (adjective)

It is worth noting that the adoption of these latter two by a large number of youths has been the subject of much debate and their usage remains frowned upon in certain circles.

Said on seeing a friend attempting - and failing - to ride his small-engine moped over a straight stretch of road: "Shanter!"

"Look, Dave just fell of his moped, how absolutely shanterrific!"

Said on seeing a friend's repair bill after crashing and damaging a rented moped: "Well, this is pretty unbelievably shanterrific!"

by DSB1989 September 10, 2010

Sandersoned

1) To become partially to fully naked for no reason whatsoever
2) To be inappropriate in a histerically appropriate way as to make it not only acceptable but encouraged
3) To drink as much as possible in as short amount of time as possible
4) To be unable to hit a softball to anywhere but the short-stop and beating it out
5) Able to pick up any chick(s) even if done so completely by accident
6) To be the iron chef of pounding vag in the kitchen

"Oh man! I got so sandersonsed last night. Ya all i remember is taking down a bottle of Whiskey, then muttering some incoherent words to a hot bartender who proceeded to give me her number, then i blatantly insulted her and she still wanted me, and finally i ended up in a later night game of softball and went 4-4 with 4 mediocre ground balls to the short stop. Yup, I would say I got so sandersoned i cant believe im still alive."

by Roger Dorn April 7, 2008

Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003

colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"

Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009

Shanter

Shanter is shit banter, occuring most frequently between women, under false belief that they are indeed partaking in banter.

The girl, trying to be funny told a joke. None of the lads laughed - Shanter

Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was on the other side - Shanter

by Raguman June 23, 2011