Fap Shame

The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.

I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.

I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Broken Shakespeare

Broken Shakespeare: a broken dialect of English that resembles Shakespeares books of literature, usually spoken by a group of teenage dumbasses during a sweaty romp in an xbox live party.

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Defined during sex: Thou shall grabeth thine tits whilst sheth iseth riding thateth meaty tube.

Defined in a call of duty game: Thou shall fall beneath my divine ICR. Whilst I have intercourse with your motherly figure.

This is broken Shakespeare

by Hdhdjejekek June 18, 2019

academic walk of shame

when you walk into class wearing the same clothes as the day before, evidently having spent the night cramming

cat was wearing that shirt when i left the library last night at 1am, typical academic walk of shame...

by mamothman October 13, 2010

Turn of Shame

When you participate and win a street race, the car you were racing makes a turn on the next street without acknowledging your win with a thumbs up or anything of that kind.

I was going to race him again, but he made the turn of shame!

by Mish R3 May 1, 2012

waddle of shame

The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.

Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!

by liliawhisper April 8, 2015

Nut of shame

The ‘nut of shame’ is when someone deeply regrets having sex with someone, or beating their meat to someone/something

“I regret ever fucking Tiana ugly ass bro, even though the head was fire I definitely busted a nut of shame”

“At least you didn’t beat your meat to her on facetime. Definitely a nut a shame.”

by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019

stunna shades

Large, oversized glasses that can be aviator type (damn near blu blockers), worn in the club while going dumb, gas, brake, dippin, or riding the yellow bus. The term originated in the Yay Area (From the soil where them rappers be getting their lingo from)...not in a Jagged Edge song!

Ghost-ride the whip
Now... Scrape
Put your STUNNA SHADES on
Now... Gas, brake, dip, dip
Shake them dreads
Let me see you show your grill
Now... Thizz face
Doors open, mayne
Now... Watch em swang
Go stupid, go (dumb, dumb)

by DanielleSF July 26, 2006