parent sitting

To take care of your parents for the evening, usually they are senior citizens and need the physical help. Before they are put into assisted living situations.

As much as I would love to go woth you tonight I cant, I am parent sitting

by RogerSP April 8, 2007

sitting on tha toliet

a youtube video where an obnoxious fat lady sing sitting on tha toliet

sitting on tha toliet

by megs10101 December 11, 2009

Settling

Your life right now.

You are settling for this mediocricity.

by Limepink22 May 15, 2017

The guy sitting next to you

The guy who sits next to you in the classroon, who listens to his ipod for the whole lesson doing no work and that, at the end of the lesson, just quickly hides behind someone else when the teacher comes.

Wow, that guy sitting next to you is really the guy sitting next to you

by DazzaG00700 November 17, 2009

Text Sexting

To have sex through text messaging.

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Ex:

Bob: Dude I was text sexting with Betty for like 3 hours on my new phone!

Billy: Hope you have unlimited texting.

Bob: Shit...

by Trina_The_Awesomeness December 9, 2008

sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.

I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.

by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013

hot seating

To play a single player video game through with more than one player. Swapping who controls the game at various points.

"Dude, Claire and I totally hot-seated through zelda the other day"

"Tom can't play Halo with us tonight, he is hot seating with his housemates on Metroid"

by XopsX November 19, 2007