scrump

to have sex; to fuck; origin in New York State

I think I'll get scrumped when I get home from work

by scrumpy October 28, 2003

Scrumpling

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

by Pontmercy June 23, 2007

scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke February 25, 2009

scrumpet

A slutty crumpet......

Crumpet meaning 'girl' or 'guy' or a very tastey crumpet.

It gives a new meaning to 'Any holes a goal'

That is a proper scrumpet!!!

That girl is a scrumpet!

'I bet that crumpet has been buttered many a time' ;)

by Crumpet lover April 18, 2009

Scrumptious

A general word used for anything that is awesome, cool, wonderful, or marvellous. Also found in the form of 'scrumptiddlydumptious.'

Check out this new band! Isn't it scrumptious?

by InAthenasCabin November 24, 2011

Scrumptulescent

The essence of a food or beverage that is seemingly indescribable, and enraptures all five senses in a state of euphoria.

Allen flew as high as a mother honking kite after he tasted the scrumptulescent flo's chicken wings.

by Swedish Samurai February 11, 2010

scrumpable

A girl that you wanna fuck in general

She is so scrumpable, i wanna bend her over this table.

by bobisafag February 6, 2009