Screaming Dutch Oven

a loud fart released under a blanket from a crouched position beside the furniture causing the occupants to scream.

Hey dude i just left a Screaming Dutch Oven for Tim and Cindy in the bed.

by Gasengenuity February 19, 2011

Creeding

The act of talking and/or singing that is highly influenced by accent of Scott Alan Stapp the singer/songwriter/philanthropist of the american rock band creed. You have to be dedicated.. Stapp has been through alot in the 90's-00's from the controversial video of him and Kid rock getting dome on their tour bus to finding Jesus. Basically he is superhuman and his diligence has rewarded him with his own language.

English:
With arms wide open
Creed Translation:
"Werth erms werd erpen"

(If you sound like carmen from South Park keep practicing)

"I heard that boy Timmy Higgins is real good at creeding"

"Kathryn and Ellyn creeded that song... hard"

"It didn't work out... he didn't appreciate creeding"

"Wow, that creeding competetion turned me on"

by Stapp4u69 August 20, 2013

seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

screaming green bean

When a man is having sex with a woman and he pulls out- the woman promptly pulls the a-town stomp on his cock.

Harry was having sex with Sally and when he pulled out to cum, she gave him a screaming green bean.

by SyeSmash April 15, 2016

scremting

1) A person who mispronounced a word or phrase

Or

2) A ratchet girl

1) person 1 "can I mutter your buffin"

Person 2 " you mean 'butter your muffin' Haha ... scremting"

Or

2) "girl, you're such a scremting!"

by Jade-Z2016 May 13, 2016

Screaming shits from hell

When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell

Dude I got the screaming shits from hell last night

by Channman March 5, 2017

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

The nagging need to keep checking your email/text messages, while waiting for a reply… Until you look, there both is/is not a message waiting.

I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

by thehypermom July 3, 2017