Scramble gashed

1.The feeling of being extremely intoxicated.

2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances

Jane: "what did you get up to last night? you look terrible."
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"

by Fwah! August 26, 2009

scrambling eggs

To masturbate with a hand warmer before you enter her vagina and when she cums her egg is scrambled from the warm dick.

Scrambling Eggs- "Shit, Kyle really went to town scrambling eggs last night!"

by LickDickRick January 31, 2018

Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.

Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)

by Grigni August 16, 2024

spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.

Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.

by vertigh0st September 12, 2021

Scrambled Egg

A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.

Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.

by KrimsonKatt June 6, 2023

Cinderella Scramble

(noun)

1. A tragically elegant moment when an egg is flipped-intentionally or not-and lands directly on your feet, often resulting in mess, mild shame, and inexplicable grace

I tried to flip the omelet and pulled a total Cinderella Scramble. My socks are breakfast now.

by The Phantom Observer July 23, 2025

Sausage Scramble

The odd mix of horny dudes and desperate drunk girls looking to hook-up after the bar closes

She went home with him after the usual sausage scramble post-bars

by newtonsApple June 14, 2012