Saylee

One of the nicest and funniest girls around. Even though she is a woman she can actually get everyone around her laughing. She may be very bad at imessage games but she makes up for it by burrowing straight into your heart with her kindness. She is almost always tired but still stays as a positive beacon of hope for everyone. With her amazing hair and stunning looks she seems to be from a dream. Maybe she is, but if she is real then you would want to be the one to know her.

Saylee sucks at checkers but tries way too hard at every other game imaginable.

by A feral Animal October 11, 2022

salem

Salem is a wonderful person who will be by your side no matter what happens. She will stay by your side no matter what happens. If she has to tell you something she will say it right to your face. She is not afraid of anything. If she has a problem she will let you know. She is a very fun, loud, nice, straight up person/friend.

Salem is a beautiful person.

by Anonymuscat October 31, 2022

Salem

A person with extreme Rizz

Danm That guy is a Salem!

by NOT_SALEM February 14, 2023

Salem Village Whip

A Salem Village Whip is a broom. A nice, shiny, fast one.

When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Salem

Literally the best person in the world. He'll always be there for you and will literally be your platonic soulmate for life. Everytime you look at him you'd either be like, "Wow! Look at Salem, I'd love to be his friend!" or "Salem is the bestest friend in the world!!!". And even though you may not have a lot of free time with him, every moment with him is some of the funniest, most enjoyable, and relaxing time you've ever spent in your life.

Wow, that person's so nice, so much so that they remind me of Salem!

by bella : ) June 28, 2023

Sailem

Sailem. An absolute Pookie princess of a person. Sailem is often compared as a shape-shifting lizard, the Church fears them. Somehow one of the hottest people alive, an absolute smash...yet somehow still a humongous virgin.

1: Is Sailem okay? They seem lost in space.
2: yeah. They're planning on singlehandedly dismantling the government. Usual Sailem stuff

by B.rabbitttttttttt December 25, 2023

Salem sucky

A sexual act in which the female cups her mouth around a males anus while inhaling, and said male passes flatulence. Exclusively performed in Salem, Massachusetts

“Hey man is it true your girl gave you a Salem sucky last night?”

by Wolfxn333 December 28, 2023