Jesus sandals

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

by Annie anymous September 10, 2016

sandusky

A creepy old man you see at the gym.

Person 1: Hey I kind of feel uncomfortable with that sandusky on the elliptical checking me out.
Person 2: Yah good thing we don't share a locker room with him

by E'lena Slynn April 30, 2012

Sanduskied

Past Participle. To have something ruined. The figurative equivalent of having your life ruined by getting sodomized by a trusting figure.

Our weekend trip to the coast to look for the rare albatross was Sanduskied by the violent rain storm.

by yummysoup5 November 13, 2011

Shower Sandal

The act of placing a freshly used rubber in the shoe of a sexual parter, usually a hutch.

Lauren almost shit her pants when she realized I had just given her a Shower Sandal.

by Gul Kr3w January 9, 2008

flying african sandal

when you take a shit in a sandal, flipflop, chanckla, (e.t.c) and throw it at some one.

remember when i threw that flying african sandal at that guy

by zombiezedtwin12 June 19, 2010

Sanduskied

To royally embarrass your own family, friends, neighbors, and/or community through inappropriate means.

Jerry sanduskied his friend Joe due to his repulsive sexual urges.

by CSTARR November 8, 2011

Sandusky Skidmark

The act of a man sitting on the woman's face and right before ejaculating he wipes his ass crack back and forth from the tip of the woman's nose to her forehead, hence creating a fresh skidmark. Best results are after taking a shit or having a dirty sweaty asscrack. *Results should resemble a hindu's red dot, only eliptical and brown!

Wow, Womp gave his girlfriend a Sandusky Skidmark last night, It was Stupendous!

by Senior Musk October 10, 2006