A Red Sanchez happens when a man and a woman engage in sex while the woman is ovulating (on her period), once finished, the man takes his penis and draws a Mexican style Sanchez mustache on the woman's upper lip.
Since Randy didn't find out about Jane being on her period until he looked at his sheets, he quickly decided to give her a Red Sanchez.
by TPJZ09 April 20, 2009
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Brett: So what happened with those girls last night?
Chester: I totally gave the Penley sisters the ;{o (Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley)
Brett: You're kidding?
Chester: Nope, gave them both the ;{o (Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley)
Chester: I totally gave the Penley sisters the ;{o (Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley)
Brett: You're kidding?
Chester: Nope, gave them both the ;{o (Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley)
by Braveheat July 16, 2008
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The act of administering a dirty sanchez to your partner. and performing the act of inserting your appendage, aka your finger, into your mouth
I was going to superman that ho but I decided that a colonel sanchez was a proper way to celebrate our anniversary.
by DJ A-rod February 15, 2009
Get the colonel sanchez mug.after having sex, the woman sticks her fingers into her vagina, wet with woman juice, and wipes a mustache above her man's lips to create the pink sanchez.
Sex with Tina last night was so amazing. Then she gave me a Pink Sanchez and I was able to enjoy more of her juices. Oh yeah!
by abcd1021 June 16, 2010
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1. Stick your finger up your poohole
2. Draw poopie mustache on your own face
3. Do not wash hands
4. Resume all normal activities
1. Stick your finger up your poohole
2. Draw poopie mustache on your own face
3. Do not wash hands
4. Resume all normal activities
"Yikes...John could conquer Europe with that DU Sanchez"
"In other breaking news...witnesses were unable to identify today's bank robber suspect due to his very detailed DU Sanchez & dark sunglasses"
"Wouldn't shake Dave's hand if I were you, that DU Sanchez looks fresh."
"After work, Kristen likes to relax with some DU Sanchez & a small glass of milk"
"In other breaking news...witnesses were unable to identify today's bank robber suspect due to his very detailed DU Sanchez & dark sunglasses"
"Wouldn't shake Dave's hand if I were you, that DU Sanchez looks fresh."
"After work, Kristen likes to relax with some DU Sanchez & a small glass of milk"
by HuntStamos October 16, 2010
Get the DU Sanchez mug.The performer takes a finger and inserts it into their buttcrack until a healthy brown smudge is harvested. An unsuspecting victim is then carefully and quietly approached, and at the right moment the dirty digit is rubbed/smeared on the victim, in the thin space above their upper lip and below their nostrils.
The result, a brown and smelly temporary moustache, is known as the "stinky sanchez." Alternative titles include the "dirty hitler," "brown rollie" and "tom selleck."
For extra points, perform it on a sleeping victim.
The result, a brown and smelly temporary moustache, is known as the "stinky sanchez." Alternative titles include the "dirty hitler," "brown rollie" and "tom selleck."
For extra points, perform it on a sleeping victim.
My roommate Tom fell asleep on the couch, and i gave him a dirty sanchez. He woke up and walked around the house with it for a while before he looked in the mirror and started shouting.
by coochietodd June 18, 2004
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