SAM

An acronym that means Super At Masturbation

Guy: What were you doing last night?
Other guy: jerking it cause I am SAM

by CrazeWay June 12, 2018

Sam

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, smart, and a true friend with a fantastic personality. Sams have been through a lot in their life but it only makes them stronger and they get right back up. Sams are the funniest people you will ever meet. You can always trust them with anything and they're always there to talk. They may seem shy at first, but after getting to know them they're the loudest and craziest people around. Sams always cheer you up no matter what. Always respect her because you never know hat someone goes through. Sams are also the most random people on the planet but you gotta love them.

Bob: I was sad yesterday about the break-up...but I'm feeling all better now.
Joe: how did you feel better so fast?
Bob: I just talked to Sam :)

by YourBestFriendPedo XD July 16, 2013

Sam

A man who has a disturbing urge to commit an alabama baby bird.

Hannah was shocked when Sam decided to feed her with a sloppy alabama baby bird.

by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014

Sam

just sam

he’s sam

by Randomships December 13, 2020

Sam

a perosn that sucks

sam you suck

by samytheqeeen January 24, 2020

sam

Sexually Active Mongoose
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall

"hmmmmmmm sam?"

by Girtruid Measure March 28, 2009

Sam

Sam is one of the best driver's you have ever met. His driving skill rival's his skill in the sack... His eye's are blue & beautiful. He is the most honest guy you'll meet & he is always after a good time. He has great self discipline which makes him as reliable as a swiss made pacemaker. All the ladies think Sam's hot but the one's that know they can't have him usually hate him for that.

He likes fast cars, bikes, 4WD trucks & has a nack for every extreme sport known to man...including skydiving.

Sam

S - superior
A - at
M - most anything

by ShizzleDizzle September 10, 2013