Sack Master

A Highschool, College, NFL, or any other type of defensive football player (usually a defensive end or outside linebacker) that is known to get an impressive amount of sacks.

Julius Peppers, John Abraham, Shawn Marriman, Justin Tuck, Osi Umenyiora, Jared Allen, Joey Porter, James Harrison, Mario Williams, and Demarcus Ware are all examples of current NFL Sack Masters.

by LuvDeezNuts666 January 4, 2009

Cracky Sack

When you pour a beer, down your back, through your crack, off your sack, into your shoe, and then you drink it.

Jimmy B is one sick fuck...he did three cracky sacks last night!

by Tristram March 29, 2003

Goon Sack

Brilliant invention of wine in a bag, sold in a cardboard box. After you finish drinking it. You can blow it up and use it as a pillow.

The best part about drinking a goon sack is after your finished you can blow it up and use it as a pillow mate

by pantspirate June 10, 2009

Whacky sack

To massage one's own balls and scrotum in a pugnacious manner.

I Hate Jenny, I wish I could beat the meat out of her. I'm just gonna go play Whacky Sack.

by Cow Poly July 16, 2008

sack king

Football (American, not soccer) talk for an exceptional pass rusher, who can get by linemen and sack QBs

Terrell Suggs is a sack king

by MuscleCarFanboy December 14, 2008

sack of stupid

someone who is a complete and utter failure as a human being they tend to be; clumsy, slow, not very bright or what some people call touched in the head, you generally tend to ignore what these idiotic people say and try to avoid them at all costs

Guy 1: Man Joe is 12 lbs of stupid in a 2 lbs pail just look at him.
Guy 2: Yea he's one huge sack of stupid
Guy 1: Let's go grab a beer and make fun of him for the next half hour
Guy 2: Hell yea as long as your paying
Guy 1:(under breath) Get a job you cheap ass

by iridebikes:D June 28, 2007

Leather Sack

The condition in which one's testicals tighten up and feel leathery often happening after exiting a pool or cold bath. The physical feel of testicles while experiencing Blue Balls. The shrinkage and tightening of your balls right before blowing your load.

That pool was fucking cold, I think i have leather sack.

by Mike Grizzlee July 3, 2007