speef

noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.

T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"

by SPEEFSUNITED April 27, 2011

seef

Means,"see if". It is southern slang but is better than "see if" because it doesn't take as long to say it.

I a go seef he says yes.

by Deep blue 2012 April 17, 2010

Sneef

The rapid vaginal intake, and expulsion of gas. The pussy sneeze. Similar to queef.

Cover your twat when you sneef, ho!

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007

skeef

to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit

i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.

by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 8, 2005

sweedish lampshade

Inserting a lightbulb into the vagina of a woman while she is covered by bedcovers. After she is under, tazers are attached to the nipples of the woman and turning on an electric current thus turning on the lightbulb. The result is a bed that looks like a lampshade.

Daniel: I turned THIS chick into a sweedish lampshade last night!
Jared: I wish i had a girl....

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 22, 2006

sweedish butt nuggets

good chicken nuggets

person 1- "what do you want to eat"
person 2- "sweedish butt nuggets?"
person 1- "fuckin right!"

by KCMO December 9, 2007

sweefing

Basically not moving like that like your not about that action

Yo emma you is not sweefing you is mad pussy

by Sxiwusa October 1, 2020