Swayback Heifer

A sad, old, crotchety cow. Good for Karens and tired old queens.

Karen, get your racist ass out of here, you swayback heifer.

by Gingerbear77 December 28, 2022

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017

That's Way Too Much Car For You

1. A vehicle with more power, features, and style than a potential buyer would know how to properly utilize.

2. A person of the desired sex that is unattainable due to differences in social status, looks, intelligence, or other attributes. (i.e. "Out of your league.")

"Check out the hottie over there!"

"Woah there, boy, that's way too much car for you."

by Heptite July 31, 2016

Swayze

used the same way as the slang 'bounce.' to leave. comes from the movie Ghost starring Patrick Swayze.

Notorious BIG, "big booty hoes"- you must be crazy, squirt in your face and then I'm swayze

by swiizzzy July 6, 2008

Swayze Dukes

Daisy Dukes worn by a man. Named after the late Patrick Swayze, the only man who could have worn short shorts and still seem remotely straight.

Steve is wearing his shortest Swayze Dukes to the pride parade.

by sweatergirl June 21, 2010

swayze

ghost, outta here, gone.

Awwwww nooooo...I know that's not a dude giving head...sick...this party literally "blows"...I'm swayze.

by Nick D April 1, 2003

swayback

Convex curvature of the spine, making the ass stick out in a feminine way, thus creating a potbelly in the front.

Balding Curt Moyer of Susquehanna University has one hell of a swayback.

by Melons October 25, 2005