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by ThisBoiisJake April 29, 2021
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wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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SWAT

When you wanna cop shit so hard you go in like SWAT.
Damn bro you see them air force ones on stockx? I'm about to SWAT that shit.
by Dopecracka July 1, 2020
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SWAT

If you're at a toddlers party and the kids are acting very asinine just say the adverb: SWAT.

S: Super
W: Weird
A: Annoying/ Asinine
T: Toddle/ teen / Teachers etc.
Oh no it's A SWAT!
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swat 4 swat

swatting him and letting him swat you
"hey bro lets go swat for swat"
(used as in trolling)
"Yo u wont go swat 4 swat LOL"
by IBETUWONT May 14, 2024
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Twat Swat

A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time
Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night

Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat
by George kalahan May 10, 2016
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