Sufferian

A sufferian is an individual that goes out of their way to suffer. They don’t feel like they deserve to be happy unless they have suffered first

Sarah is a legendary sufferian

by DIB GOT DA HEAT April 27, 2024

Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.

Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.

by Joquandra April 7, 2011

Last Suppering

When someone goes to a restaurant during the COVID-19 pandemic and mirthlessly tells the hostess, "I'll be eating outside."

Pad thai is totally worth last suppering over.

by TuckeredOut December 7, 2020

sappy-sufferance

Patient endurance, during the pain inbrought via the excessively emotional scene from a drama, television program, anime, film, etcetera.

My appreciation of the K-dramas is borne of great sappy-sufferance.

by MoribundMurdoch September 20, 2021

Mother Effin Sufferage

An exclamation when something does not go as planned and you become noticeably disappointed.

*drops pot of chili on the office floor*
"MOTHER EFFIN SUFFERAGE!"

by ELadyFriend October 24, 2018

seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.

If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

Spain and uffering

What you sue a Mexican or Conquistador contractor for when he installs one or more grounding-rods incorrectly, poorly, in da wrong place, etc, therefore supposedly causing you undue distress.

If you don't wanna get your sorry a** hauled into court for an excessively-wet-locale code-violation --- and da resulting "Spain and uffering" dat da home/business-owner withstood --- when installing earthing-bars, you will need to steer clear of planting said lightning-dissipators into any area of da PLAIN, since we know dat da RAIN is known to pool up MAINLY on dat region of da country's topography.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023