Build a bear stitch

The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.
Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!
by Buckets and shades November 23, 2021
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cult stitch

When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet
I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer
by Pugwasher November 20, 2021
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Coven of stitches

Refers to a group of dedicated seamstresses/seamstressers (tailors).

Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.

The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
When I realized that the completion of my Elizabethan costumes were running late, I enlisted a coven of stitches to help me finish in time for the masquerade.
by angeet May 22, 2014
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Whip stitch

A stitch in which the needle is passes in and out of the fabric and lines the edges.
One way to add lace trimming to a garment is a whip stitch.
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Stitch Cake

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
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John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
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Stitch

A sharp pain in the stomach area that can commonly occur to people doing physical activity, usually running.
Shaun doing a 5km run: 'Aww shit, got a stitch'
by bigboymcevoy November 18, 2020
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