Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.

"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"

by Lilport January 12, 2020

sparkle shine

Where you and your friends have talked about a situation where you'll end up going to jail and you significant others best friend will have to bail you out of jail

Her and i went to jail and he had to bail us out cause we got caught in the act if sparkle shine

by Lexi lorenzen September 25, 2020

Sparkle jockey

A gay guy who is overly valey girl type feminine.

Man look at that guy over there dressed as a girl and flaunting himself, he's definitely a sparkle jockey.

by Mrski September 19, 2016

Sparkling cookie

A cookie that is a HUGE DORK! He’s adorably awesome!! ~Herb

Sparkling cookie Is so cheesy!

by ..Herb_Cookie November 19, 2021

Sparkle skin

In the movie twilight when a vampires skin has direct contact with sun and it glows.

When Edward went into the sunlight he had sparkle skin

by Sydney788 August 22, 2021

Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.

I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles

by daudrina February 25, 2011

sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018