Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.
"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
by Shitisms July 4, 2017
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Dude, we were doing the shape sorter last night andshe was trying to peg the crap outta me last night but I just kept on blocking her with the star shape.
by ageagainsthemachine October 8, 2021
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"My mother had a Death by Softserve at an orgy the other day"
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by C.Gabble March 15, 2024
Get the Death by Softserve mug.The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
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by penisshakes March 29, 2021
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