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Dick Snorkeling

The act of providing a blowjob from behind whilst the provider of said blowjob’s nose is inside the butthole
No Diane, she didn’t just blow me, she went full on dick snorkeling, and her nose definitely hit the postage
by MaryLovesMyPeen December 2, 2021
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Cock snorkeling

The act of performing fellatio while underwater, preferably with the two people switching off and sharing the fellatic responsibility.
Did you see David at the party the other night? Jean-Paul and Mario were cock snorkeling him in the hot tub like they were Jacques Cousteau
by hottubtimemachinelover June 30, 2022
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Ass-Snorkel

To suck the fart from ones ass and hold it like a bong hit. For optimal ass snorkeling, the ass should be large and gassy.
I would totally do an ass-snorkel with you.
by Justbefunny33445 February 25, 2021
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cum snorkel

Cum snorkel: when a person blows cum out of their nose instead of swallowing it.
Cum snorkel. damn, that person just blew cum out of her nose and loved it.
by dirtieolbastard August 17, 2011
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snorkeling on sharkweek

When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.
Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.
by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021
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Pork Snorkel

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.
1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!
by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012
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Pork Snorkelling

Humourous slang for fellatio.
Lady, shut up and make with the Pork Snorkelling.
by Nizzleson February 20, 2010
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