A facebook smiley that is clearly ridiculous and unnecessarily oversized; usually required when #TOGM is in full effect.
That called for a ridiculously oversized smiley.
by ryzyn June 11, 2014
a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(
person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.
by carlyx srsly April 06, 2007
To give someone a ‘smiley’ is the act of lighting a lighter and getting the top hot then proceeding to burn someone or yourself with it. The burn mark resembles a smile.
by Somesketchybloke February 23, 2018
A socially awkward Oklahoma cat that loves to bang his neighbors cattle and masturbate at numerous Taco Bueno establishments.
by Koknballz December 30, 2020
Smiley is good at gorilla tag
by Not Smiley April 16, 2022
Smiley is a known highrisker that ghosts everyone with his corn cob tooth. He is known to have sexual relationships with a man known as MR RANGER430. He's the strongest man alive and greatest fighter, he has fought mike tyson and knocked him out in his prime. He's around 90 years old and smokes cigarettes while typing on discord with his girlfriend. Smiley is apart of the congo tribe and his arch enemy is a hillbilly chink known as kaboosa. It was caught on CCTV camera when smiley was at the gay club kaboosa had knocked his corn cob teeth out of his mouth and smiley was trying to pick them up then kaboosa slapped the wig off of smileys head.
Smiley and mr rangers wedding is in 2 weeks.
Smiley has 2 years left to live.
Smiley is the strongest man alive.
Smiley has 2 years left to live.
Smiley is the strongest man alive.
by Timmothy O Sandel May 11, 2019