smell whitey

To sniff the crotch of any white person you come across with one hand down the front of your pants and two fingers of your other hand in your butt.

Look at that guy! That's a smell whitey if I ever saw one!

by Melvin Ashbole June 28, 2007

Smell like fish

This is when you have someone or multiple people visiting your home or hanging out with you. They are getting old and it's time for them to go, but they are still here. You want to get rid of them.

ex.1: They have been here all weekend. They are starting to smell like fish.

ex.2: Are they smelling like fish yet?

by JJD and CAF April 12, 2009

Smell Mail

A Fart. A Fart intended to disgust a nearby person with only using the air as a conduit.

After eating huge quantities of cabbage and drinking 2 Liters of Rot-Gut whiskey, I released a terrible Smell Mail to my unsuspecting Manager at the office.

by Will and Steve December 20, 2008

Smell O'Gram

The act of farting in one's hand and immediately releasing said fart in another person's face, while loudly exclaiming SMELL O'GRAM !

Smell O'gram !!

Dude you better go wash your hands that smell o'gram may stain !

by Jaliz12345 June 5, 2009

Smell O'Gram

Abducting your baby sister's beloved cat and while detaining it against its will, place it close to you anus and tear the biggest, sloppiest, most unapologetic fart you can muster. Then take the humiliated feline to your unsuspecting sisters room, where you release her now traumatized, rancid, furry friend back into the room closing the door behind you. Upon hearing an exclamation of disgust, kick open the door and declare "Smell O'Gram!!!"

My brother gave me such a nasty "Smell O'Gram" that i threw up all over the cat.

by theliberatedpeoplesofcornholeo August 26, 2010

Smell the metal

A term describing the process of giving oral sex to a woman who is menstruating. It is derived from the iron-rich odour given off from the vagina.

I wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but she was on her period, so I realised I would have to smell the metal.

by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011

smell righteous

To smell so good you turn yourself on.

Bought my new shampoo - man, shit makes me smell righteous.

by RST1966 April 23, 2016