pop-n-smear

the act of popping pimples or blackheads, and then proceed to smear it on a wall or mirror.

louis's mom: what are all these things all over the wall?
louis: relax mom, i pulled a pop-n-smear.

by aamandakocsiss January 25, 2020

coochie smear

A coochie smear is, in loose terms, a smeared gastropod. The name is most often applied to land coochie smears, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name coochie smear is also used for most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled smear that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into. When the word "coochie smear" is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land coochie smear but also numerous species of sea coochie smears and freshwater coochie smears. Gastropods that naturally lack a smear, or have only an internal smear, are mostly called coochie SHmears, and land coochie smears that have only a very small smear are often called semi-coochie smear.

get that coochie smear, get that coochie bread, then leave. PEACE OUT.

by coochie_smear_squad August 17, 2020

fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.

These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...

by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017

Smear Stain

A certain person or object that fits the criteria of both Smear and Stain.

As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.

by DoctorPeterFile May 9, 2018

Smear tactics

When a woman rubs her wet vagina all over her lovers face to entice them for sex.

Miss Joanne used smear tactics to get her man to give her falacio.

by E-man June 21, 2016

Night Smear

The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.

victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!

by Platezz January 24, 2018

Beef smears

Stains on underpants caused by beef curtains.

"I wasn't going to wash my panties but then I noticed they had some serious beef smears."

by Trinkets friend March 13, 2012