Slippery Fish

A slippery fish is a person who is not great looking and will treat you like rubbish! Basically a snake but with slime!

My Ex is such a slippery fish!

by KYD4EVER January 31, 2017

Slippery Joe

A guy who comes over for sex but always has some excuse to leave as soon as it's over.

She got so angry at what a slippery joe he was being, she dumped his ass.

by M. Nice December 08, 2004

Slippery Dolphin

When you and a girl drunk as hell in the bathtub or jacuzzi with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and try to have anal sex with her. She shakes her head and makes sounds like a dolphin would as you try to stick it in her ass. "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka" like a dolphin, hence the slippery dolphin!

"I tried the slippery dolphin with that drunk hoe last night but she wouldn't let me!"

by bushmonstr February 27, 2007

keep it slippery

The gayest way of saying goodbye to someone. A Substitution for Take it easy, Good-Bye, Peace, Later, C-Yah, TTYL..... it's REDICULOUS!!

~You have a good night and "keep it slippery"
~Keep it slippery Brotha

by Jon Bozak December 28, 2005

Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.

*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!

by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010

Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

by Sugar81 April 26, 2008

Slippery Dick

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.

"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"

by Long Penis John May 22, 2018