Keep it in the shed

When someone says or does something that makes you either pause. Or makes you feel creeped out or awkward.

"Hey why dont you lick my dick man"

"Whoa whoa keep it in the shed!"

by Andeeeeee November 10, 2007

Shed Shit

The type of thing someone would do behind a shed, usually illicit, nasty, or embarrassing things.

eg. smoking pot, giving oral sex, urinating

We made fun of him for weeks after we caught him doing that shed shit.

by A. Nuggs November 24, 2007

Tool Shed

The metaphorical house a girl builds when she hooks up with a tool, toolbag, or person fitting any other variation of the common tool.

That relationship has turned into a real tool shed.

by benkerley. October 12, 2007

Behind the shed

WHen you get a younger person behind a shed to kiss them

Hey Riley want to go behind the shed

Oh yeh Chloe sound good

by Stuart little likes beef June 17, 2018

shed a snake

Another word for masturbation. It is a new 2010 ghetto customary term that niggas use when they get horny and wanna beat meat. Otherwise, it means to wank off so hard that skin starts to peel off and will temporary render your package unusable. It can also be used in many different forms, thus making the term universal. Examples --->

1: "Man that big booty girl had a ass on her and a pretty face too" 2: "Did you get on?" 1: "Hell naw i didn't. She was a groupie." 2: "What's up for grabs now nigga?" 1: "I'm thinkin about shedding my snake. If you wanna help me shed a snake then be my guest nigga" If you got a pint-sized wee-wee then say "worm" or "caterpillar" instead of "snake". But if you got that Teddy Roosevelt Big Stick then use the term "anaconda" or "python", whichever suits you best. --> "Man i just caught Ron Jeremy and Kanye West sheddin skin in the public bathroom. One was sheddin a maggot while another was sheddin a boa constrictor." It rattled my snakes!

by ogdajuiceman June 6, 2010

Shed Group

When a group of people hook up in a shed outside of a house, usually at a party or just for fun. The group consists of four or more people, usually good friends who don't mind performing sexual activities in the presence of their close friends. The next day these people are called the "shed group"

Omg did you hear so and so hooked up last night? In a shed... whatta shed group.

by Geeeeensieboooooo November 13, 2011

The Sped Shed

A man cave where a sped and other Patricks go and fuck all.

Bro I went to The sped shed Jonny has, man they were fucking a Barney plushy, shit man ….. never again

by The Aisle October 15, 2021