Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.
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The act of ejaculating in one's hand and slam dunking the ejaculate in a woman's vaginal canal, while she spreads her "lips," with enough force to shatter a backboard like Shaquille O Neil.
Jackson: Hey Emily, can we try the Shaq Shots again?
Emily: Okay I guess we can try, but just don't do it too hard, last time I was sore because of it.
Emily: Okay I guess we can try, but just don't do it too hard, last time I was sore because of it.
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Get the Shaq off mug.When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.
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