Sergio

Sergio can be found outside CNN office buildings crying about the latest news that has no real impact on their lives. Asking him to follow simple social rules for brief moments will cause in to go in an uncontrolled rage where he may feel is rights are being stolen. Sergio’s tent to love red hats and dark plumes of coal smoke. Sergio’s favorite snacks are original cheese Cheetos and AR-15s.

That group of Sergio’s could hardly be seen a through that plume of coal smoke at the Trump rally.

by Swagy Mc' D November 22, 2021

Sergio

He likes weird fetishes, such as feet. Sergio can be that one weird friend but is always there when you need him.

Hey, this is my friend Sergio.

by Germal November 23, 2021

Sergio

Absolutely blind. A man who literally has no fucking eyes.

“Poor asshole keeps running into the wall. What a Sergio.”

by Johnnysuckjob November 24, 2021

Sergio

Smart and charming. Usually has the biggest pito out of all his friends

Damn my homie Sergio Is smart and charming and has a big ass PITO!

by Donkeys I know 69420 November 23, 2021

sergio sandwich

a sergio sandwich is when you get on the adjacent walls of someones room and turn the headboards towards the room and fuck at the same time, leading to the person in the middle room being sandwiched between you two

person 1: hey my girls coming over wanna hit a sergio sandwich later?
person 2: yeah he'll never see it coming

by sergio sandwicher April 1, 2024

Sergio

Sergio is a man that is very handsome and bright he will always be by your side no matter what he has a big fat dick he is also great at everything he does.

Better hide your girl here comes Sergio

by Slentzik July 18, 2022

Sergio Martínez

A marica person. Very marica, the most marica person you have ever met in ypur entire life.

Tú, has visto pedazo de maricón.

Ya, si es el Sergio Martínez cabron!

by AritzLJ June 7, 2022