inserting the seal team

masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.

wew, just got done inserting the seal team

by dj311 January 30, 2007

Seal Team 6

V. To accomplish a task with great efficiency, speed, and effectiveness. Comes from the assassination of Osama bin Laden in May 2011.

We got in, got out, and Seal Team 6'd that bitch!

by 00X June 16, 2011

man salsa

Sperm, semen, cum, jism, nut nectar, nut balm, man yogurt. The seminal fluid ejaculated by a man during orgasm.

After three strokes and a quiver, William sprayed his man salsa all over his inflatable lover.

by Grande John July 21, 2006

SEAL Team 6

This is where you bust into a girls bedroom in the middle of the night, toss in a flash bang, scream "Don't Move!", cum on her forehead and then roll her up in the bed sheet and push her off the bed.

Melissa: Mary, what was all that noise last night?
Mary: Oh, that was John, I think. He SEAL Team 6'd me last night.

by Argument Invalid May 1, 2013

salsa bowl

A case of the liquid shits with particles resembling chunky style salsa. Making a chemistry professor weep, the substance from the anus contains liquid, solid and gas. Followed by multiple more liquid shits, this gewy poop is not as delightful as it looks, for the liquid element seeps into the pores surrounding the asshole and burns for minutes at a time.

Matt was swimming in Lou’s pool when he decided to pass gas. Surprised, Matt asked his friend Tom to watch his back for floaters while he exited the pool. Moving as fast as he could with two clenched butt cheeks Matt immediately jumped out of the pool knowing that he most likely soiled another pair of swim trunks. Locked inside the poolside bathroom, Matt confirmed that indeed their was a Salsa Bowl sitting in the webbing of his swim attire.

by Ctags September 11, 2008

Sealand

An awesome micro nation near England. The most awesome place in the world. Germany and UK's daughter, who's boss of the Awesome Family Mafia. NOT SEAWORLD!

Sealand is a pimp, dude.

by PrincipalityofSealand July 25, 2010

salsa defense

When a person attempts to bean dip another person, they may block the bean dip by hitting the opponent's scooping hand and declaring "salsa". The person who deflected the bean dip is then allowed a five second period to lightly hit the other person, all the while yelling "salsa, salsa, salsa".

Andrew tried to bean dip me earlier, but i used the salsa defense and blocked it.

by special prune May 26, 2011