Jew Screw

The shit insurance companies do to you.

I got hit in my $40,000 truck and the insurance company only offered me $23,000. They're really trying to give me the Jew Screw.

by #1200 May 9, 2018

screwed the granny

v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.

(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!

Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!

by Trina94 November 20, 2013

Screwed Magoo'd

Being fucked over by someone or something

His boss fired him and fucked his wife. Damn he got screwed magoo'd

by ScrewedMagoo'd November 8, 2011

Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!

“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”

by Terrysuki July 25, 2022

cork screw

When a male crosses his fingers and shoves them into a female's vagina for sexual pleasure.

"Jim crossed his fingers for good luck before shoving them into Jane's warm, sweet Vagina to cork screw her"

by Neoni July 29, 2008

screwing the brew

As found in a song by The View, this means someone is taking advantage of the benefits system, the brew, also known as the dole or DHSS.

Skag trendy thought he knew just what to do,
He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew.

by dispyd October 21, 2007

Brew and Screw

A low class bar which employs scanky, older, less attractive women who offer sexual favors while keeping you company. Alcholic beverages need to be purchased sometimes at an inflated rate ( $15-$25) per drink which act as the cost of the sexual favors. After a few purchased drinks the bar whores will take you to the back of the bar and conduct the pre negotiated services.

Chief i went by that Brew and Screw in Allapattah last night and got a BJ from this bar whore Maria for only 3 beers at $20 a piece.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009