screen schvitz

Sweat or make-up residue built-up on the screen of a smart phone.

I couldn't make out the photo on her phone because it was clouded by screen schvitz.

by Mediarazzi December 1, 2014

Two Screen

To watch a movie at home on a tv screen while using your phone, tablet, or laptop, a second screen, in an effort to multitask

The movie wasn’t that good. I was two screening most of the time.

by Vundavata June 17, 2022

Screen Queen

Those porno nude-slut wall papers that often have a great big whore showing off some skin

John: Did you find Jason's computer yet?
Chris: Yeah man, he's got one of those Screen Queens

by Le bass wuber April 28, 2013

Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed

-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!

by Darthfello November 25, 2017

HRH The Screen

HRH (Highly Residuous Habitat) The Screen refers to the situation in which a very thin layer of sweat forms between your ear and your mobile phone screen during a particularly long phone call on a hot day.

"OMG I'm going to have to go, I've just seen HRH The Screen!".

by Martin Sure July 23, 2012

Cock screen

When 5 guys simultaneously Cock block you in formation.

He walked over to the hot babe but was Cock screened by her body guards.

by ENN_LLR_LISTEN June 28, 2011

safety screen

Another safe website or program you have open, so that when you are looking at a dirty site or NSFW material you can quickly switch/exit to that window, making you look perfectly innocent. Casually whistle when a person looks at your screen for added effect. Best for people with quick reflexes.

I was looking at porn today, but luckily I tabbed to my safety screen when my boss walked by.

by luckynumberseven January 29, 2008