Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed

-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!

by Darthfello November 26, 2017

Screen-genes

The dry residue of sperm left on the screen of a smartphone or iPad after masturbation.

John was unable to play Fruit Ninja properly because of all the screen-genes.

by brandeberger January 27, 2015

Cock screen

When 5 guys simultaneously Cock block you in formation.

He walked over to the hot babe but was Cock screened by her body guards.

by ENN_LLR_LISTEN June 26, 2011

Word on the screen

The equivalent of “word on the street” but, a rumor or piece of information currently being circulated on the internet.

Word on the screen is, Obama is demanding to see Trump’s elementary school diploma.

by Wordonthescreen March 10, 2019

spress screening

The showing of a motion picture for the press on a Monday morning, prior to the movie's official release.

Arnaud went to the spress screening today.
Laura could not believe she missed the spress screening.

by Book_face June 07, 2010

Screen Queen

Those porno nude-slut wall papers that often have a great big whore showing off some skin

John: Did you find Jason's computer yet?
Chris: Yeah man, he's got one of those Screen Queens

by Le bass wuber April 28, 2013

HRH The Screen

HRH (Highly Residuous Habitat) The Screen refers to the situation in which a very thin layer of sweat forms between your ear and your mobile phone screen during a particularly long phone call on a hot day.

"OMG I'm going to have to go, I've just seen HRH The Screen!".

by Martin Sure July 23, 2012