SCP

An entity that is contained by the famous organization the SCP Foundation. This entity can range from a forever regeneration banana bowl to satan themself.

SCP-682 had breached containment. All evacuation shelters are to be filled with all non-combatant personnel on site.

by Dr. Buck May 27, 2022

SCP

YOU SHALL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

Dad: hey Timmy SCP. Timmy: its 5am let me sleep.

by ahhhhhh 78634 September 5, 2021

SCP

it doesn't exist. never has, and never will. ̶i̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶e̶x̶i̶s̶t̶ the SCP Foundation is not real. ̶(̶D̶R̶ ̶B̶R̶I̶G̶H̶T̶ ̶S̶T̶O̶P̶ ̶M̶E̶S̶I̶N̶G̶ ̶W̶I̶T̶H̶ ̶T̶H̶I̶S̶ ̶D̶A̶M̶N̶I̶T̶)̶

person 1: hey what's an SCP??
person 2: a SC-what now??

by SCP-3NTHUS14ST June 5, 2022

Scp-3012

He comes and prolapses on you and sucks your body the scp is called owen

Scp-3012 has prolapsed on my mouth

by Noggabou August 2, 2021

SCP-108

its a nazi bunker in some black dudes nostrils...

Researcher: Alright, CD, go into SCP-108 now.
Class-D: dawg im not a cave diver

by lil proot February 25, 2025

SCP

Sweet cute pie

Aww, you're such an SCP!!

by idkwhattodoforausername May 14, 2021

scp 783

my nightmares. also known as "there was a crooked man" is very scary for me. it kills people and does something to kill them idk.

"Bloody hell mate, The scp 783 got 'em!"

by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023