Toilet Scones

The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping

"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"

by ROBOTo July 30, 2007

Happy Stoner Dance

Term used to describe a relatively low-movement dance; typically includes to pointing of both index fingers while bending torso side-to-side in rhythm with whatever potentially rhythmic sounds within the vicinity.

Mary: "Dude, whats up with Ralph?"
Ralph: *Dancing very poorly*
Jack: "Happy stoner dance. He just smoked a joint and now they're playing his favorite song."
Mary: "Wow..."

by Kizn May 7, 2010

deceptive stoner

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016

stoner

Slang/Street term used to define someone who enjoys smoking marijuana on a daily basis. The common stoner, contrary to popular belief of excessive laziness, trouble making, or having a negative impact on society. In reality the common stoner is none of the above, they are often friendly, laid back, and understanding.

traveler - hey can you tell me how to get to East 12th Street from here?
stoner - yeah man no problem, now all you gotta do is take a left at Knoxville, go straight about a mile then you will hit a stop light and if you went over railroad tracks you went too far man. Now when your at the stoplight take a right then the first left and your on east 12th street dude.
travelers wife - wow that man was really friendly.
traveler - yeah, i think thats what the kids today call a stoner.

by jamesNjosh January 14, 2008

Scoper

Another word for spastic. Came into use when the Spastic's Society changed it's name to Scope.

You Scoper!
You're such a Scoper!
Scoooper!

by KiBe April 29, 2003

Stoner

Someone who thinks absolutely any problem, no matter how severe can be solved with THC.

Stoner John: I have multiple skull fractures, I need to see a doctor.
Mr Mush: Relax and hit this bong, you'll be fine. The best cure for a concussion is a little mushin'.

by Mr Mush July 7, 2008

Stoner Handshake

The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.

Dude 1: Did you even give him the money bro?

Dude 2: Yeah man, i gave him a stoner handshake!

by treythetruth13 September 30, 2010