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rock, paper and scissors 

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...
i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.
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Mr. Scissors

Mr. Scissors
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact
“We went full Mr. Scissors and my brain officially forgot how bodies work.”
Mr. Scissors by Belle Cat October 21, 2025

Rock, Paper, Scissors 

Rock, Paper, Scissors is BTS’s form of democracy. In order to stablish a fair environment, the seven-membered group uses this method to avoid inequalities when making decisions.
Let’s decide who will wash the dishes with Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Rock, Paper, Scissors by Hope18 October 14, 2018

Cock, Paper, Scissors 

When you play the game Rock Paper Scissors and your opponent mimics the motion of jerking off instead of forming a rock and creating a shake like motion.
I challenge you to a game of Cock, paper, scissors!
Cock, Paper, Scissors by TomWon April 29, 2022

Occam's Scissor 

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.
"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

scissorlift gook 

a chinaman or any flavor of asian that enjoys dressing up as a woman and accepting monetary donations in exchange for sexual favors. they favor being on top and therefore cater mostly to power bottoms
who wouldve guessed that NFL kicker Younghoe Koo was a scissorlift gook?
scissorlift gook by lil kid fucker January 19, 2020

Safety Scissoring 

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.
I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.
Safety Scissoring by ETMZ October 9, 2014