School

The hell that you have to go to for 5 days a week for the rest of your childhood and teenhood.

Guy 1: Hey guys-
Guy 2: Shut your fucking mouth if you're going to talk about school.

by Bruh when will I get my drink? November 20, 2018

school

A place where where you pay them to teach you even though you have no choice.

Joe: Hooked up fonics really phucked me up!

by Caesar January 15, 2005

school

place where you learn shit

school is the place where you learn about shit

by #75 May 16, 2006

schooled

Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.

Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.

by noobtastic April 20, 2006

School

a place where they try to stuff un-important, useless information into your brain

he: i am sick of school
she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain

by sugarpop515 September 26, 2011

School

School, a time that you spend working for your headteachers so as to get decent grades for when you work for your boss. So that you can retire at an old age and use your svaings to watch daytime TV in a rocking chair. Then die, happy and content with the knowledge that you passed some of your GCSE's.

Step 1. School
Step 2. Work
Step 3. Retire
Step 4. Die

by Work Ethic July 31, 2011

school

something that causes us all physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering

school is the worst it is shit shit shit shit shit I want to kill myself jump off a bridge and die diefwfwqefewqfeargreqgeqrg3eqrgeqrgqregeqgeqrgegeg help help help help help help mem memememememememmeeeee;oewfewjkeowifjkowifjeiwpfkwoefkowiefijewifjiwefjrehughrui i just need to get out of this hellhole just please help eewwewfewrgerjgerwighe4wruighvesrutihgerhgherigheurgherugherighureghegherghegegqeugrhergreigheiwhgehuwh ergfherghh the teachers suck they do nothing for you they give you no help they are lazy and mean and cruel and abusive just come to my house and kill me plz fdqerferawfgrwqrfgeqrgeqrgerqgewrsfgearwrger

by johny fucking depp March 9, 2021