not ready

When you are either

a:not ready for sex
b:not ready for a social life
c: the most important still in love with an ex and know u will never move one </3

a:guy:lets do it

girl:im not ready asshole
b:jock:loser

nerd: i guess im just not ready
c:i still love my ex and i will never love my bf

friend:then ur not ready to have a bf

by Carly Hemsworth September 14, 2012

Get your napkins ready

this can mean a variety of things, mostly used in a bar/club atmosphere; or joking with your friends:
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...

"doggie, we gonna pull hella bitches at the club tonight"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"

by vol2bigsby March 10, 2008

She Ready

she prepared to get pounded

she willing to get fucked

she is completely in condition to fornicate.

Measha rat ass, she ready.

by Preme-Oh August 11, 2012

Hot-N-Ready

A large 14” pepperoni or just cheese pizza from Little Ceasars Pizza, hot out of the oven and ready when you are! A Hot-N-Ready pizza usually costs only five dollars plus tax.

I'm sooo hungry but i spent almost all of my money on that bud we just smoked.
Dude let's get a hot-n-ready!

by Natalya Audigier March 4, 2009

ready for this jelly

An common term popularized by the song "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child. Used to say some boy or girl can't handle you as a potential partner.
Usually negated such as "I don't think your ready for this jelly."

Rachel: I don't think your ready for this jelly.
Ian: NOoOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by random1117 February 20, 2012

i am a single pringle ready to mingle

This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.

hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.

by Catzwithdonutzarecool June 11, 2018

Readyone

Readyone (noun): "Any person (male or female) being in the state of mind where they are wanting and willing to engage in acts of a pleasing nature."

Mostly refered to girls that are ready

Readyones.com is a growing community for readyones to gather and discuss their readiness.

The club was crackin! Readyones were everywhere. We took some home and had a trizie!

by Readyones.com August 24, 2004