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razorblade salvation

1) being relieved (of sin, consequences, annoyance, stress etc.) really quickly (hence RAZORBLADE)

2) being liberated

3) a break, a rest from something really stressful

4) a song sung by jedi mind tricks
person 1- dude i can't take finals any longer!
person 2- me either i need some razorblade salvation
by T Paynee May 26, 2008
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Trump's Razor

"The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"
Guy1: "Did you hear that Trump said Chinese Bee's cause Global Warming?"

Guy2: "Chalk another one up to Trump's Razor"
by thatrockydoh January 19, 2017
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razor

adj. A synonym for "cool" first used by Rose McGowan in "Doom Generation", a movie that was so bad that I actually thought it had changed my life forever. Used by people much cooler than you or me.
Abyssx105: My mom doesn't want me to shoot smack into my eye with dirty needles, but fuck her. I'm doing it anyway. Nobody understands me!

JTHMfan442: Razor.
by Alecx Hunter August 10, 2005
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Spit razors

Kat Williams can spit razors.
by Stackers June 29, 2009
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razorgasm

Beating freaking Texass gives me a razorgasm.
by J. Frank Broyles April 1, 2003
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Trump's Razor

Coined by John Scalzi on July 16, 2016 after reading journalist Josh Marshall's process for understanding the basis of many of Donald Trump's decisions, "Trump's razor" is a riff on "Occam's razor".

Josh Marshall: "According to Trump’s Razor: 'ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts' and that answer is likely correct." Or, "to phrase the principle in Occam’s terms, it tells us ‘the stupidest scenario is always to be preferred’."
When the National Weather Service contradicted President Trump's tweet that Alabama--among other states--would “most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated," Trump would days later hold up an official NOAA weather map that was absurdly altered with a Sharpie to include Alabama in the hurricane's prior predicted zone of landfall.

Did Donald Trump himself--irritated and embarassed that a government agency had corrected his misstatement--grab a Sharpie and alter the NOAA map, which weather experts noted would be an illegal act? Trump's razor says yes, that's the most likely scenario since it's the most plausible yet ridiculous one.
by ryoso October 30, 2019
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razor

the only one who can releive stress ...
My razor made me bleed
by Jess S. May 27, 2004
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