Awesome's Razor 

The principle which states that the most awesome explanation is probably correct.

Through the application of Awesome's Razor we can determine that the fake moon landings were overseen by JFK from his secret island lair while he was banging Marilyn Monroe.

Awesome's Razor by 0x029A March 3, 2009

Rock Razor Scissors 

the first real rock and roll hair salon in the midwest. not just doing rockin' hair styles, but incorporating music, actual bands, and concerts into daily routine. they cater to big name rockers and the average rock kid down the street.

"i was at the vans warped tour and got a flier for this rad salon called 'rock razor scissors'."

Rock Razor Scissors by miss batty February 25, 2009

Trump's Razor 

When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.

Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.

Betsy: How do you know that?

Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!

Trump's Razor by Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Man September 30, 2016

Lozano's razor 

The use of the 1992 film "Lawnmower Man" as the precise tipping point of film quality. Using Lozano's razor, all films but one can be categorized into two camps: "better than Lawnmower Man" or "worse than Lawnmower Man."

While she could argue the merits of the movie all night, in the end it always came down to Lozano's razor: Citizen Kane was decidedly better than Lawnmower Man.

Lozano's razor by asuc February 22, 2009

butthole razor 

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.

Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!

butthole razor by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008

Cloud Razor 

An angry pregnant woman you don't want to mess with.

What?! Monique killed someone?!....Yeah she was a real cloud razor.

Cloud Razor by KHawk December 29, 2010

GX-RAZOR 

a person who plays critical ops with a fucking controller

Man, Jeff is such a GX-RAZOR!

GX-RAZOR by somtangwong September 25, 2017