Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

Booty Ranch

Booty Ranch is a mixture of poo flakes and nut after you cum in a persons ass.

Dang Felica, ya booty ranch smell!

by Pazopy August 7, 2018

Tennessee Ranch

A thick coagulated sperm load found with bits of tobacco best served on food

This guy really pissed me off so I put some Tennessee Ranch on his pizza.

by Shinron Sakai September 20, 2014

Weston Ranch

Uptown - SS, them niggas you don’t fw and if u wanna funk you better be ready to duck!

“Weston ranch niggas ain’t no joke 💯”

by Strictly Section September 16, 2020

Rape ranch

Fraternity housing at most (not necessarily all) American universities.

Maddie: Hey Courtney, should we go to the party at the Phi Beta Delta tonight?
Courtney: Hell no, stay away from that rape ranch.

Scott: Hey Mark, where are you taking that shotgun?
Mark: To the Delts house.
Scott: What happened there?
Mark: One of them wants to take my sister down to the rape ranch for date night.
Scott: Is there another bat in the house? I gotta join you.
Mark: You're a good man Scott.

by JustAnotherSaturdayNight August 28, 2016

Psycho Ranch

It's a facility where people go to get it together. It usually specializes in drug addiction, sex addiction, and trauma. Instead of a cold, clinical setting, it's usually more like a resort, or set in the country, or possibly a ranch.

"He wanted to lay low after his 4th dui, so he spent a week at that psycho ranch." or, "The court ordered her to do a stint in rehab, so she booked a room at the psycho ranch for a month."

by Ottawa0214 June 4, 2017

Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 8, 2019