Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.
Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.
is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.
what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.
by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011
Get the raccoon breadmug. When a man ejaculates onto a woman’s face and paints rings around her eyes with his semen to resemble a raccoon, the woman is then sent to the nearest trashcan and must dig through it to find a hidden box of tissues she will use to clean herself.
“Dude, I did the salty raccoon on Ashley last night and after I finished she couldn’t even find the tissues in the trash”
by Wambo December 2, 2020
Get the Salty Raccoonmug. When a girl gives a blowjob and the guy proceeds to repeatedly smack his balls into the girls eye sockets, thus giving her two raccoon-like eyes.
Girl 1: ...and then when he finished he told me he gave me raccoon glasses?
Girl 2: Have you looked in the mirror since then?
Girl 1: No, should I?
Girl 2: Dumb slut.
Girl 2: Have you looked in the mirror since then?
Girl 1: No, should I?
Girl 2: Dumb slut.
by trror March 16, 2014
Get the raccoon glassesmug. The Happy Raccoon is when:
You first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. This will cause the girl to have to hav to take a massive fucking shit. Now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. Now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that bitches fat skanky ass. Now the x-lax is probly kikin in. The girl now begins to crap on your feet giving a feeling like no other. Now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz ass and draw circles with tha shit on your feet around tha girlz eyes. This will make her look like a raccoon, hence the name "The Happy Raccoon".
You first, as the alpha male, feed your signifigant other german bundt cake mixed with x-lax. This will cause the girl to have to hav to take a massive fucking shit. Now in order to give ur feet the proper lubrication u will hav your partner urinate on your feet. Now after a proper lube job u stick those slippery feet up that bitches fat skanky ass. Now the x-lax is probly kikin in. The girl now begins to crap on your feet giving a feeling like no other. Now you take ur feet out of tha gurlz ass and draw circles with tha shit on your feet around tha girlz eyes. This will make her look like a raccoon, hence the name "The Happy Raccoon".
by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005
Get the Happy Raccoonmug. It is a city that was nuked after an outbreak of the T-Virus in the Resident Evil movie and game series. It was sorrounded by a giant wall created before the incident just in case the outbreak happened which it did.
by Breandon B. August 4, 2007
Get the Raccoon Citymug. When a man takes a shit and wipes his ass towards his balls. Once he has the poo on his balls he sits on his girls head and puts his balls on her eyes. Hence the poo raccoon!!
by det1034 August 4, 2009
Get the Poo Raccoonmug. when a guy puts his balls into the eyes of a woman and slaps her in the eyes with them until she gets 2 black eyes
by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014
Get the raccoon eyesmug.