rubbing bits

When Lachie and Izzy throw down and decide yea lets not have proper sex, lets just rub ourselves against one another and make it weird

They were rubbing bits for days

by reuifrhidfbvvb January 15, 2018

Noodle rub

When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants

Person 1: “what’re you doing?”
Person 2: “I’m giving you a noodle rub.”

by Concludedspade November 1, 2020

Double Rubbing

A two fisted hand hand job or two fisted wank.

I got a big cock so she she was double rubbing.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Fun Rub

The act of a female rubbing her clitoris and vagina with a limp penis while the male is unconscious, leading to a chub or full erection.

A girl was horny after reading Fifty Shades of Gray, so she decided to Fun Rub her boyfriend's dick and got off while he was asleep. He woke up with a chub wondering what had happened to him. She was all wet and smiling.

by Papajit August 16, 2012

Leather Rub

When you sit in a leather chair and everyone in the room thinks you farted and no matter how hard you try you can't prove it was the chair.

Man last night I had a leather rub and it ruined my day.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 9, 2017

Butter Rub

After partaking in a copious amount of extra buttery movie theater popcorn, your girl gives you a quick greasy hand job with her buttered fingers during the coming attractions.

I always order the largest bucket of corn at the movies. It ensures Rachel will give me a great butter rub before the movie starts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Bubba Rub

Similar to the Midas touch except everything turns to Shit rather than gold.

Man that Bubba rub has ruined multiple lawyer careers and radio stations

by Mmmyellow March 12, 2017