road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.

"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"

by Xaxen October 10, 2007

Road quill

n. Deceased porcupine that met it's demise at the hands of a vehicle. Typically spotted as an almost unrecognizable pile of quills followed by a large grease spot. Very common in rural areas of the country.

Passenger: *THUMP!* What was that!?!?

Driver: Hehehe...road quill

by hunter49686 May 19, 2010

Road Sex

Having sex on the road, literally. Like she's lying on the pavement and he's going on all missionary.

Road Sex: man and woman; fucking in the middle of road.

by NorthHauk June 4, 2015

Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.

Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.

by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012

road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)

Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.

by Tilt The Horizon August 25, 2005

Road Penguin

Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.

Dude lets go yank out that road penguin!

by A55Finch July 3, 2009

road weasel

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.

Did you see that guy just cut you off? What a road weasel!

by pokeyzard August 26, 2009