ranch on the pancakes

Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.

Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.

Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?

Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.

by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018

Booty Ranch

Booty Ranch is a mixture of poo flakes and nut after you cum in a persons ass.

Dang Felica, ya booty ranch smell!

by Pazopy August 7, 2018

re-ranching

The art of applying more ranch after the initial serving has been devoured.

After I used ranch for half of my omelette, I had to begin re-ranching because I ran out.

by TrentBalenciaga May 5, 2009

Copper Ranch

Substance that drips out of the anus after ejaculation has happened inside the rectum during anal sex.

You should probably check there is no copper ranch before you toss someone's salad.

by Urbanscholar48 May 24, 2018

Psycho Ranch

It's a facility where people go to get it together. It usually specializes in drug addiction, sex addiction, and trauma. Instead of a cold, clinical setting, it's usually more like a resort, or set in the country, or possibly a ranch.

"He wanted to lay low after his 4th dui, so he spent a week at that psycho ranch." or, "The court ordered her to do a stint in rehab, so she booked a room at the psycho ranch for a month."

by Ottawa0214 June 4, 2017

Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

by cheetospicy July 8, 2019

Rape ranch

Fraternity housing at most (not necessarily all) American universities.

Maddie: Hey Courtney, should we go to the party at the Phi Beta Delta tonight?
Courtney: Hell no, stay away from that rape ranch.

Scott: Hey Mark, where are you taking that shotgun?
Mark: To the Delts house.
Scott: What happened there?
Mark: One of them wants to take my sister down to the rape ranch for date night.
Scott: Is there another bat in the house? I gotta join you.
Mark: You're a good man Scott.

by JustAnotherSaturdayNight August 28, 2016