Qualifired

Termination of employment for a minor or invented infraction due to fear from an immediate superior that they will be replaced by the person they are finding an excuse to terminate.

Bob just qualifired Mary for misusing company resources. All she did was use some tape to repair her management training manual. He'll bring the whole company down that way.

by GloriousC May 4, 2011

Qualification to sing with akon

Having sex in the last 30 minuets (from Lonely Island and Akon song "I Just had Sex")

"Since I had sex twenty minutes ago, I have passed the qualification to sing with Akon."

by You know Who, or do you? September 4, 2013

3 hole qualified

A female that takes dick in her mouth, pussy, and ass.

My girlfriend, PAM, is 3 hole qualified.

by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017

National 3 Hole Qualification Day

Celebrated on April 14th, two months after Valentine's Day and one month after Steak and BJ Day, this is a holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!

Joe: "Hey it's April 14th! I'm going to head home to celebrate National 3 Hole Qualification Day!"

John: "You lucky fucker. Guess I'll head to B-Dubs then head home and rub one out..."

by MPS208 March 27, 2023

qualitate

quality fresh fly sweet
Adjective: meaning a particular object or item is of superior quality.

that car is just qualitate bro.
last night was qualitate!

by E=mc2-legend October 31, 2008

qualifier

Refers to a single person or group of people who are juggernauts at an outdoor sport such as fishing or hunting.

That qualifier always catches fish for his girlfriend; he is so providing.

by WolfgangT July 12, 2010

Qualibhad

The term itself means "Fire in the Hole!.

A popular term used in SOCOM. The Asian terrorists would scream out "QUALIBHAD" as they hurled a grenade at an enemy.

Also can be used to taunt people in low paying, humiliating jobs. EX: Toll Booth guy, Gas station attendant, and sometimes customers of a supermarket.

(Typical example of Qualibhad use:)
Yo, did you hear me scream out Qualibhad to the lady at the toll booth?
Yeah dude, you showed her!

by Fluster April 14, 2006