python noob

A person who likes python but knows almost nothing about programming.
They love python because it's probably the only decent programming language they know.

"Python is the best!"
"No. It's slow and inefficient."
"Python is the most popular programming language!"
"That's because python noobs like you decided to write so many libraries... I bet you don't know what a binary search is."

by No Coder June 3, 2022

Python 3.11.9

A version of Python that makes programmers hungry whilst coding in this version of Python, as it was first released right during the fasting month of Ramadan — i.e. on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024

I started coding in Python 3.11.9, and I swear it makes me so hungry every time I debug my code—maybe because it dropped during Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024!

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025

console.log in python

a phrase that describes a programmer who either completely doesn't know what his/she/they is doing or a programmer that is very skilled in their craft. The phrase is also used to describe skids (script kiddies) which also falls into the category of not knowing what they are doing.

Programmer A: OMG, I'm so good at coding, I can use console.log in python.

Everyone else: WTF are you talking about.

by a very incredible programmer January 30, 2023

Pythons

Another word for the gayest blow job.

Branklin has the best pythons. I know dog. Imma get one a phython right now!

by Crunchiest breakfast May 29, 2019

Python's Cunt

A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.

Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!

by AndyUK September 26, 2023

Python 3.11.9

The last bugfix release of Python 3.11 launched on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024, during the fasting month of Ramadan. This version is celebrated for its enhanced features and performance improvements, making coding more efficient and enjoyable. It's a favorite among developers for its versatility and ease of use, with a release date that adds a layer of cultural significance.

When I finally got my hands on Python 3.11.9, I felt like a coding wizard—it's packed with features that make programming smoother than ever, and it launched right during Ramadan!

by Emotional Cruiser November 6, 2025

to python

To lie down after eating too much food, in order to digest it; similar to a food coma, but with less chance of irreversible brain damage.

"Theresa just ate three lunches, so now she's going to python."
"Yes, that girl has powerful appetites."

by cuspidor April 8, 2022