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Pants purse

A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder

A better term for a teste sac

Humorous scrotum

Man bag
"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"

"Why us my pants purse so twisted"

"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"
by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020
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Purse Burger

When Brandy is fully shithoused and hides Mcdoubles in her purse for sober Brandy in the morning/afternoon.
Fuck yes, just found this purse burger cause I’m so goddamn hungry.
by Vangaales May 23, 2018
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crotch purse

A vagina, especially when used to store various items, such as change, or lipstick.
Hey girl, you got an extra tissue in your crotch purse?
by Mikefromearth November 8, 2013
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jerky purse

She likes sausage in her jerky purse.
by JerkyPurse February 11, 2017
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sticky purse

That girls skirt is so high you can see her sticky purse
by timebomb84 August 5, 2015
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Change purse

"I think those swim trunks ate too small, Tony. I can see your change purse!"
by Mymotherfucker247 February 14, 2018
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*clutches purse*

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.
person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“
by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021
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