protein guzzler

an athlete, typically a body builder or wrestler. consumes protein products (ie: protein powder added to drinks, protein shakes, protein pills)

man, look at that protein guzzler walking out of the gym

by alien 2345 August 2, 2007

protein as fuck

a statement that is used to define quality and/or quantity. It's a step above fat as fuck; much more emphasized and powerful. Protein helps build muscles, and fat makes you fluffy, therefore protein > fat.

1. Jack: "yo did you see that fine chic at the gym yesterday?"

Bob: "ya dawg she was protein as fuck!!"

2. Joey: "Look at all this food on the table!"

Roxy: "ya it's protein as fuck!!"

by Mattham June 21, 2011

protien

A sticky, white, semen-like substance found in Cloverhill cheese danishes.

This danish just sprayed six grams of protien all over my face and lower back.

by alanm May 17, 2006

Protaintiff

The word you use when you can't remember the word "patent." It is a combination of protect, taint, and plaintiff.

Protaintiff can also be used to replace any word you cannot remember.

Hey man, you can't sing that, I got have a protaintiff for the tune.

Albert Einstein worked at a protaintiff office.

Dude, you totally protaintiff'd bill the other day!

by Brunpio January 1, 2012

protieneous

"sexy" "jacked" "double stacked triple jacked" "swol" "brawlic" "beastmode"

that dude is so protieneous

by Brawlic December 10, 2013

protein mask

A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.

'My girlfriend will love this natural protein mask'

by SwineyTodd September 19, 2014

Protein Chemist

An expert at extracting protein (in the dirty way) aka being a slut

She is becoming a protein chemist

by New trends July 15, 2015